My fiance is building her new MG ReZEL that came today. I told her I don't really like the design, and there are a few very odd things about it. She asks for specifics and I point out the crotch.
Melissa: What? It has a giant penis thing?
Me: It has... a giant... fucking... penis!
Melissa: Hmm. I'd hit that.
I spit out my coffee.